On the Topic of Haters, i.e. "Jealous Bitches"

Real Encounter 1
Cocoa Barbie: Lol!  Girl, you're so fake!
Teresa: No, you know what's fake?  Your hair. (blank stare)

Real Encounter 2
Teresa:  Please!  You spend hours on your makeup!
Cocoa Barbie:  Ummm...I work.  10 to 15 minutes is enough time for makeup application.

Real Encounter 3
Teresa:  Why are you all dressed up?  Geeze, this isn't a fashion show!
Cocoa Barbie:  Ummm...I always dress like this.  What's the problem?

I am never an advocate for giving haters attention that they DON'T deserve, however, today I feel I need to express myself....