Tuesday, December 21, 2010
ESPN Alabama Roll Tide Commercial
Anyone who knows a smidgen about college ball will find this commercial hilarious!
Reality Ridiculous: The Tall Man/Short Woman Phenomenon
Listen up. I am about 5’9”, well above the average height of women in the United States, which is approximately 5’4”. I have an inexplicable urge to wear stiletto heels, this disorder having emerged at the age of 6 months old – the higher the better. As you can imagine, a pair of four inch heels will put me at about 6’1”, while a pair of six inch heels boost me to a towering 6’3”. Now if the average height of an American male is approximately 5’9 ½”, you can imagine that I have a tough time finding a man of adequate height to complement my stature. So why, pray tell, do I always find extremely tall men, accompanied by women who have only barely escaped elf status, by the skin of their teeth??? Not only that, but both of these parties are known to actively seek one another out! And to add insult to injury, why is it always the pint sized males who are emboldened enough to approach me and the rest of my Amazon friends?
Monday, December 20, 2010
Unless Your Name is Oprah, Keep Reading
Okay – you can admit it. We love to shop. I do not care from what corner of the world you hail; women have an insuppressible urge to purchase things. It is somewhat of an athletic event for us, and we prepare for it as such. In preparation for a serious shopping excursion, I don my sneakers and yoga pants (I’m not the only one!). As exhilarating as this pastime (re: life sustaining action) may be, it does come with certain drawbacks - like, say, a serious hole in your bank account. Despite our innate urge to go bat shit crazy during this time of year, it is important to remember that financial responsibility is integral to the survival of today’s independent woman (cue catchy pop song).
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Ken Doll of the Day
Nationality: American
Description: Singer, Song Writer, Producer, Actor
Caption: Tank is is unuquivocally one of the most talented R&B musicians today. He has an extensive resume that spans singing, mucial production and composition, song writing and acting. Not only is he fine and talented, he has a winning personality. If this music thing ever tanks (pun intended) he is sure to have a fall back career in comedy! Do I really need to explain any further why he is the Ken Doll of the day?
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