And you are....?

I was talking to my cousin in the car the other day, and she was laughing hysterically over some ridiculousness that I had spouted, when she suddenly turns to me and says, "You should do YouTube videos or yourself just talking!"  I toyed with the idea for a few moments before coming to the conclusion that immortalizing my innermost thoughts on film may not be the best thing, as I am decidedly inappropriate.  The next best thing?  A blog! [Because no one has ever done that before.]  Anyways, this is Cocoa Barbie, the uncensored version.  Reader discretion is advised.